Silly & Funny Would You Rather Questions

Question 1

Would you rather wear matching outfits every weekend or always sit on the same side of the table at restaurants?

Question 2

Would you rather steal the last fry on your plate or steal the last bite of your dessert?

Question 3

Would you rather only communicate via GIFs for a week or only communicate via emojis for a month?

Question 4

Would you rather have a parrot that repeats everything you say or have a dog that silently judges every decision you make?

Question 5

Would you rather your partner snores incredibly loudly or your partner talks in their sleep every single night?

Question 6

Would you rather speak only in rhymes for an entire day or communicate only through charades for an entire day?

Question 7

Would you rather have a mariachi band follow you everywhere or have your own theme song play every time you enter a room?

Question 8

Would you rather have a tickle fight every time you disagree or have a pillow fight to settle every argument?

Question 9

Would you rather have me serenade you terribly off-key in public or have me recite a dramatically bad poem to you at dinner?

Question 10

Would you rather accidentally burp during every romantic moment or sneeze every single time you receive a compliment?

Question 11

Would you rather mandatory car karaoke on every road trip or do a silly dance together at every red light?

Question 12

Would you rather give a 2-minute stand-up comedy set at our wedding or sing a live solo in front of all our wedding guests?

Question 13

Would you rather have a food fight with whipped cream or have a water balloon fight in the backyard?

Question 14

Would you rather win a couples cooking competition on national TV or win a couples trivia night at the local pub?

Question 15

Would you rather swap wardrobes for an entire day or swap daily routines completely for an entire day?

Question 16

Would you rather our couple Halloween costume is chosen by the other person or our couple Halloween costume is picked by a random spinning wheel?

Question 17

Would you rather arm wrestle to decide who does the dishes or play rock-paper-scissors for every joint decision?

Question 18

Would you rather go on a date to a trampoline park or go on a date to a laser tag arena?

Question 19

Would you rather watch our most embarrassing moments together on repeat or read our most cringe texts from 5 years ago together?

Question 20

Would you rather have a pet capybara or have a pet sloth?